(02-02-2009 08:03 PM)pepper_mint Wrote:  man
before married is spiderman
after married is cicatman

:g-cool-man-02: :g-cool-man-02:

.....both also 'crawly' and uses tongue well......hehe!!!

before marriage...he is nothing
after marriage...he is everything...a free slave,a driver, a baby-sitter, ATM machine 4 his wife n kids.....blah blah blah..... LOL

Before Married - - -



He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!



After married - - - simply read from bottom to top...

(07-06-2008 10:08 PM)Meimei Wrote:  yo check this out....got this message fm a fren of mine... he he he

Before marry he'll says you jump, i jump
After married you jump, your problem.
Before marry honey here, honey there.
After married baling here, baling there.
Before marry he always take you to 5 stars hotel eat.
After married he always take ou to mamak stall eat.

The moral of this story is actually single is also not bad...

I do agree!
It's always good to be single

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(03-05-2009 10:37 AM)iSakai Wrote:  Before Married - - -



He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!



After married - - - simply read from bottom to top...

Hahaha, where u find this.... but I guess it's not fake

we, man, not that bad... most man are good... look around you, those are married, they're doing good right? dont have to look so far la, our father, he's still a great man, else most of us wont even be where we are standing right now... we're talking about majority not minority.. yes i do agree man might be a little, little different after married, but those married man are still the same man that you know before got married, the reason is, almost all new environment that we face in our life, will keep shaping us up, for good or worst that depends on individual (male and female)...

cheers!

Hi,

Before Marry it is a fact that all things are in the mess
Now you have to clean up

Before Marry you think about chasing her
After you marry worry about keeping her happy

before marry you think about making money
after marry think about making more money and keeping more money

for a Man always have the gut to make tough decision
the women just ask 'what do you think ?'

bfore marry,,always sleep in the same bed,
after marry, try to sleep away as often as possible.

before marry, let her hold the remote,
after marry, dun let go remote.

before marry, ferry her around.
after marry, ask her to ferry.

Hi,

consider this 1 + 1 = 1
it is a synergy = build up
she order one type you order one type = you can share food together
you look, see and make decision / she look, see and make decision = more choice and make wise and decisive decision
you love her / she love you = Love is in the air[/font]

Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant

a man before marry is full of passion, but lost his passion after few yrs.. so to preserve the romance, u must talk to your love one, so that they know your care bout them... start cal them from this moment !
dun regret just like how they did..
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